Floating Smileys Scaled

 

  1. Use all but the last wrap of toilet paper. Repeat in multiple bathrooms.
  2. Hide the remotes in the cracks of the couch. Better yet, remove the batteries for some other need.
  3. Leave all the wireless telephone handsets (if you still use a landline) in an obscure location in the house.
  4. Remove the writing instruments from his desk.
  5. Leave his hammer outside in the rain.
  6. Install the toilet paper rolls upside down. Most men are incapable of dispensing paper from this configuration.
  7. Use your car until the “Buy Gas” idiot light is fully illuminated then switch to his car.
  8. Activate the Windows password on his computer, but don’t tell him.
  9. Ask his opinion on your upcoming hair style change, but choose the opposite of his suggestion.
  10. Send him on the hunt for the key fob to your car. Make sure it is securely hidden under the items in one of your purses, or in your jacket pocket.
  11. Rearrange the contents of the kitchen cabinets frequently.
  12. Adopt the opposite political flavor and instigate debates.
  13. Hang dangly air fresheners and other assorted paraphernalia from the rearview mirror.
  14. Store surplus feminine products on his workbench.
  15. Refuse to friend him on Facebook.
  16. Change the desktop on his computer to something annoying (which is anything other than a black screen).
  17. Paint your nails while sitting on the new couch.
  18. Pile trash in the kitchen trash can to create a leaning tower.
  19. Apply lotion to your hands then point and touch spots on his computer screen.
  20. Eat the last donut and leave the empty box on the counter.
  21. Attempt to engage him in conversation while he’s watching a sporting event.
  22. Rearrange his office without asking.
  23. Leave the lid off the paint can.
  24. Wait till he’s seated, comfortable, and engrossed in a book before mentioning the leaking drain.
  25. When he gets up during the night to visit the facility, hide his pillows.