Mine was a simple question, or so I thought. After a hearty breakfast from the local fast food restaurant I decided to tackle spring maintenance on the lawnmower. Yes, you should change the oil on any lawnmower you hope to keep a number of years. Some mowers, like Honda, call for special Honda brand name […]
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Americans have created an impressive host of bizarre and obscure holidays. With our access to the Internet the fog has cleared, and anyone may now discover such gems as Do A Grouch A Favor Day (February 16th) or No Brainer Day (February 27th). The ability of marketers and retailers to make a buck off holidays […]
Granddaughter Fern had an encounter with a super hero last weekend. She doesn’t yet know the lyrics, but the opening lines of this song describe how it happened. Over the river and through the wood, To Grandmother’s house we go. With giddy excitement Grandpa and Grama (Shawn’s chosen grand-name) welcomed Fern for the first of […]
I’m a middle child. I had no say-so in the matter. Someone’s birth pushed me into the position. How do middle children happen? A couple produces child #1, The First Born, and revels in the novelty of watching that baby progress from a non-stop poop factory to a slobbering noise-maker. Joy abounds once the tyke […]
Dear Designers and Manufactures of Female Garments, I marvel at the technology you’ve engineered into materials that allow them to expand in size many times beyond their idle state. As they stretch without rupturing your products cover valuable assets under extreme circumstances. I see your work, and I applaud your efforts. Many of your creations, […]
Recent circumstances forced me into the role of Commander of Kitchen Operations (CooKO). I’ve gained new perspective on the skills Shawn possesses in preparing and serving food. The way she makes kitchen magic happen while retaining her cool and displaying her smile is astounding, and I’m one lucky guy. Shawn was knocked out of action […]